Coupon Thieves

For all of you (I'm speaking to my husband) that have accused me of being sassy or rude, I'd like to present to you a note left by my crazy neighbor that lives a few units down. She's apparently REAL pissed that her Sunday newspaper is disappearing, so she posted a sign expressing those feelings on the fence by her front door.

WARNING: her note has profanity.  Sorry Mom and Dad.

I mean, she's from New York City, so maybe that's her excuse for the attitude.  I would like to remind her that she's in Texas now so if she's going to post her sassy sign, the thieves will probably be more receptive if she at least says "PLEASE"!  But for now, I'll just laugh at the craziness. :)